91 / In the news today: Billions of aliens came to Earth
They were lured to Earth by the evil ruler of an intergalactic federation that was struck with overpopulation problems; he put them into volcanoes and then dropped hydrogen bombs on them.
No, seriously.
And now their souls linger on Earth causing serious mental health problems … but fear not, these problems can be cured. You may have guessed the next bit: It'll cost you. Lots.
I had never known what was at the base of Scientology. Aliens and Tom Cruise. What a joke; the whole thing was conjured up by a science fiction writer … of course, who else.
The most amazing thing is that people take this rubbish seriously and fork out thousands, nei tens of, even hundreds of thousands of dollars for it; no wait, the most amazing thing is that …
This rip-off scheme is recognised as a religion and given tax-exempt status in this country. God help us.
Anyway, there is an interesting aspect to this cult. It's members profess to be mentally ill. Their illness is caused by their alienated souls who - unaware of their true nature - require 'auditing'; it's these 'auditing' courses that burn their cash.
Hmmm - weird stuff.